A Kindly Prince
A Kindly Prince
For quite some time now I have been wishing I could resign my position at work and spend my time dabbling in personal interests; maybe write a book or move to the Caribbean and fish when not tanning on the beach at my private resort drinking rum. Unfortunately, because of a debt to income ratio I cannot not seem to overcome, it appeared I was doomed to spend my life slaving for a large multinational corporation at "competitive" pay. However, at least once in everyone's life, a lucky star shoots through a gloomy sky. I am very happy to announce that such a star has landed fairly and squarely in my lap. No, I have not won the lottery. Lotteries are a desperate gamble with zero chance of winning. But having said that, the stroke of fortune that has come my way is akin to winning a lottery and so I wish all of you the best and hope fortune comes your way as it did to me.
Recently, I was contacted by the Prince of Nigeria who offered to pay me $10,000,000 to help him claim funds that rightfully belong to his family. Because of an unstable political situation in Nigeria he is unable to access the funds personally, which are currently in a Canadian bank account. Therefore he requires an intermediary to help him. All I have to do is send him my bank account information so that he can transfer the money into my U.S. bank account, whereupon all the funds therein, with the exception of $10,000,000 for my assistance, will be transferred to his Cayman Islands account, leaving me rather wealthy. The transaction should be complete by this coming Friday and shortly after that I'll let you know my new address in the Bahamas. I'll also send you a photo of me driving my new BMW Z4. Until then.... adieu mes amis.
For quite some time now I have been wishing I could resign my position at work and spend my time dabbling in personal interests; maybe write a book or move to the Caribbean and fish when not tanning on the beach at my private resort drinking rum. Unfortunately, because of a debt to income ratio I cannot not seem to overcome, it appeared I was doomed to spend my life slaving for a large multinational corporation at "competitive" pay. However, at least once in everyone's life, a lucky star shoots through a gloomy sky. I am very happy to announce that such a star has landed fairly and squarely in my lap. No, I have not won the lottery. Lotteries are a desperate gamble with zero chance of winning. But having said that, the stroke of fortune that has come my way is akin to winning a lottery and so I wish all of you the best and hope fortune comes your way as it did to me.
Recently, I was contacted by the Prince of Nigeria who offered to pay me $10,000,000 to help him claim funds that rightfully belong to his family. Because of an unstable political situation in Nigeria he is unable to access the funds personally, which are currently in a Canadian bank account. Therefore he requires an intermediary to help him. All I have to do is send him my bank account information so that he can transfer the money into my U.S. bank account, whereupon all the funds therein, with the exception of $10,000,000 for my assistance, will be transferred to his Cayman Islands account, leaving me rather wealthy. The transaction should be complete by this coming Friday and shortly after that I'll let you know my new address in the Bahamas. I'll also send you a photo of me driving my new BMW Z4. Until then.... adieu mes amis.
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